We don’t need imperial fantasies. We need healthcare.
This bold, sarcastic sticker calls out misplaced priorities with zero subtlety. Inspired by real-world political absurdity, We Don’t Want Greenland, We Just Want Healthcare is for anyone tired of billion-dollar distractions while basic human needs go unmet.
Printed on durable, weather-resistant vinyl, this sticker is made to last whether it’s on your laptop, water bottle, car, mailbox, or binder. Loud enough to spark conversation. Small enough to stick anywhere.
Perfect for activists, healthcare advocates, and anyone who believes public policy should prioritize people over ego-driven nonsense.
🧲 PRODUCT TYPES:
Magnet (5 in.): Strong, flexible, glossy finish
Vinyl Decal (5 in.): Weatherproof, outdoor safe
Sticker Pack (2 in.): Glossy, weatherproof
📦 DETAILS:
Handmade, high-res print
Weatherproof vinyl for decals
Political snark in every order
Flat-rate shipping
Ships fast from the USA
🎯 PERFECT FOR:
Anti-Trump activists
Political satire lovers
Protest gear
Conversation starters
Democrat, liberal, and progressive gifts
Magnet Details
• Strong magnetic backing that sticks to any magnetic metal surface
• Printed on commercial-grade vinyl
• Protected with a UV-resistant laminate for weatherproof durability Ideal for vehicles, metal doors, and more
⚠️ Please confirm your surface is magnetic—many cars are made with aluminum and won’t hold magnets.
Vinyl Decal & Sticker Details
• Premium commercial-grade vinyl
• Weatherproof, waterproof, and fade-resistant
• UV-laminated for long-lasting outdoor use
• Easy to apply and remove with no sticky residue
PLEASE NOTE: Each item is discreetly marked with my shop’s website in small gray print. This is subtle and does not interfere with the overall design or use of the product.
The Defiant Dog LLC is not liable for any legal, civil, or other consequences arising from the placement of this sticker in unauthorized, prohibited, or private locations. By using this product, you agree to assume full responsibility for its placement and compliance with all applicable laws and regulations.
