Call out the chaos with this loud and proud “I’m Too Woke for This Cult Shit” magnet or vinyl decal. Whether you're sticking it to your car, laptop, fridge, or water bottle, this design is a rally cry for those who aren’t buying what the MAGA cult is selling. Red, white, and blue never looked so rebellious.
Perfect for progressive Americans, left-leaning patriots, protestors, and anyone fed up with fascism masquerading as freedom.
Choose from a magnet or waterproof vinyl decal
Durable, weather-resistant, and fade-proof
Sticks to cars, laptops, lockers, and more
Made in the USA by a woman-owned small biz
Guaranteed to piss off at least one uncle
Make your message loud, clear, and funny as hell.
Choose your format:
Magnet – great for cars, fridges, lockers
Vinyl Decal – weatherproof, ideal for laptops, water bottles, bumpers
Sticker Pack (20) – 2-inch matte vinyl stickers perfect for sharing or slapping on everything
Magnet Details
- Strong magnetic backing that sticks to any magnetic metal surface
- Printed on commercial-grade vinyl
- Protected with a UV-resistant laminate for weatherproof durability Ideal for vehicles, metal doors, and more
⚠️ Please confirm your surface is magnetic—many cars are made with aluminum and won’t hold magnets.
Vinyl Decal & Sticker Details
- Premium commercial-grade vinyl
- Weatherproof, waterproof, and fade-resistant
- UV-laminated for long-lasting outdoor use
- Easy to apply and remove with no sticky residue
PLEASE NOTE: 2 inch stickers come in packs of 20.
